(Don’t) hug it out! Please!

22 Jan

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Hey, guys. I recently ranted in Time Out about the scourge of hugging overtaking NYC. Don’t get me wrong: Hugs are nice. It’s just, we’ve gotten a little loosey-goosey with them. There’s a time for hugging and a time for kissing, and I don’t personally think we’re doing enough of the latter. Head on over here on for my completely nonscientific breakdown!

Are you one of those people who blocks the subway doors? Then consider yourself my nemesis.

14 Dec

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Over at Time Out, I’m ranting (again), this time about people who claim a spot by the subway doors and REFUSE TO MOVE. You’re better than that, New York. MOVE THE HELL IN.

Don’t be a stranger, 2016. (JK, you are the legitimate worst.)

13 Dec

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Over at Time Out New York, I rant about why 2016 was a no-good garbage year. (Okay, I’m an optimist, and there was a lot that was actually good. But man oh man, 2017, COME AT US ALREADY.)

An Open Letter to Steve on the Dating App Hinge, Who Told Me to Smile More

1 Nov

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Please check out my latest on xoJane! (Also, please stop telling me to smile.)

I interviewed SJP and squeeeeeee.

4 Oct

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Here she opens up about Donald Trump, here we talk about lots of stuff, including her new show, Divorce, and there, in that photo, I try not to faint because I am standing in the presence of greatness.

Does New York make you an asshole?

21 Aug

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Absofrigginlutely not. Read my case against the stereotype in Time Out New York!

What the hell is ethical nonmonogamy and why is it all over my Tinder?

11 Jul

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I went looking for the answer on Time Out New York! See what I found here!