True fact: Wear a T-shirt with a sequined pocket on the left boob and said left boob will […]

Everyone at this Eater event is female. If this were a Sex and the City episode, I would […]

Me: I’m less picky about guys than when I was 25. Mom: Why? You should be more picky. […]

Aww, a girl on the F passed the time by popping her boyfriend’s zits. Young love.

Girl on line ahead of me at Fairway has produce and Weight Watchers stuff mixed with loads of […]

Temperley. Lacroix. Gaultier. #closetpurgediscoveries #toomanyclothes

In my Greek myth, every time I contemplate getting off OkCupid, a boy that seems potentially perfect for […]

I hope all these guys in my phone with the last name OkCupid aren’t related. It’ll be super […]

“Has that old guy finally left you alone?” Or, why it’s sometimes actually funny to talk about my […]

I fear that the unfortunate placement of two blemishes on opposite ends of my forehead are not going […]