True fact: Wear a T-shirt with a sequined pocket on the left boob and said left boob will receive an inordinate amount of attention.
Everyone at this Eater event is female. If this were a Sex and the City episode, I would meet a hot girl and be all, I couldn’t help but wonder if I should give up sausage and be a vagetarian.
Me: I’m less picky about guys than when I was 25.
Mom: Why? You should be more picky.
Girl on line ahead of me at Fairway has produce and Weight Watchers stuff mixed with loads of cookies and chips. My guess: A mindblowingly awesome binge is going down tonight.
In my Greek myth, every time I contemplate getting off OkCupid, a boy that seems potentially perfect for me will materialize. Then I’ll realize he’s not and contemplate getting off OkCupid. Forever and ever anon.