A 41-Step Guide to Giving Yourself a Heart Attack

4 Dec


Hi there! Please be a dear and check out my latest piece on the Hairpin. It’s part fiction and part non, and I wrote it last year. I hope you enjoy it. (If you like lists, wine, SVU, mysteries or lists about mysteries, wine and SVU, it’s right up your alley!)


2 Responses to “A 41-Step Guide to Giving Yourself a Heart Attack”

  1. Sharon Kroll February 22, 2014 at 8:25 pm #

    Seriously… I love your piece, Carla! I was going to say that I especially related to #24 and 34, but realistically, that would be omitting all the others! Thanks, as always for sharing your sense of the absurd with a dose of reality! 🙂


  2. Mr Robert Deranged March 25, 2014 at 4:02 am #

    21. Google “women + fish + bicycles.” – Not too sure that this refers to: “A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle”, but I am sure, Google or no Google, the answer is the same. As always, may your defibrillator be heartfelt and … love your words. R

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