Hi, everyone! Congrats on surviving the apocalypse! (Unless you didn’t, in which case, I’M SORRY. I hope my blog provides you much comfort and diversion in the post-apocalyptic world, and I hope the real-life version of things isn’t anything like Cormac McCarthy’s.)

I wrote this little thingy for Gizmodo about losing stuff (see: self-deprecating red-herring blog title up top). Thanks to my dear friend Megan Gilbert, Gawker copy writer extraordinaire, for inviting me to participate. Check out my  pal Dylan Gadino, EIC of Laughspin.com, my musician-writer friend Rebecca Keith and gobs of other talented folks as we tell our tales of loserdom.